11 Things I’d Rather Have Congress Working On Besides Sports

Posted: February 13, 2008 in politics, sports
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You know, I have come to grips with the reality that sports have been tainted for the past 10 years by steroids, HGH, and whatever other performance enhancing drugs there are. What kills me is that Congress is involved. What do they care that Barry Bonds reached the home run record by doping, or that Roger Clemens had a trainer stick a needle in his ass? Also, who outside of New England really cares about the Patriots recording practices? I don’t want sleazy politicians spoiling my sports entertainment. The Pats lost, Belichek is a punk and cheater, move on. So here are 11 (because it’s one louder) things I’d rather have Congress working on than steroids and sports.

  1. Iraq: People dying or Barry Bond’s huge head. Let’s kick the patriotism up a notch.
  2. Subprime fallout: Which is worse – 100’s of thousands losing their homes, or 1000 people getting buff.
  3. Deficit: Unless you are going to take some sort of profit sharing from sports to offset our bills, start cutting the fat. 
  4. Education: Our education system is pathetic. Why not work on finding ways to get better teachers, better salaries, and better programs instead of getting dispositions from Jose Canseco. 
  5. Taxes: I don’t want my hard earned money spent on getting testimony from some roid raging personal trainer.
  6. Immigration: Sure baseball welcomes illegals, but should the United States?
  7. Airline Industry: How come it took me 33 hours to get from Raleigh to Seattle and I had to pay for it? Get these chumps under grand jury testimony.
  8. The Real War on Drugs: Which is worse – having muscles or having no teeth? Tackle drugs like crack, coke and heroin. If Jason Giambi wants to have tiny balls and huge biceps,  best of luck to him. Last time I checked he’s not shooting people for $10 or stealing my car radio for a fix.
  9. Permanent tax cuts: Supposedly I’m rich, according to the IRS. Middle class gets crushed in taxes. Don’t make us pay even more.
  10. Budget: Look, I’d love to go out and buy fancy cars, clothes, and take vacations to exotic locations but I have limited funds and bills to pay. Cut out all the BS spending, get rid of these bloated programs that do nothing but suck money away from more important itmes (see #3,4, and 6), and find a way to turn us back into a economic powerhouse. 
  11. Trades/Economy: Can you please work on solutions to get the US to actually produce something? I’d like to see this economy grow and actually have goods and products for other countries to buy from us.

This is just a very short list of things Congress needs to be working on instead of investigating sports. I’m tempted to write my representatives and senators and give them a piece of mind, that is if they are even in session right now. The only people that work less that the French are Congress.

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Comments
  1. Ev says:

    Amen brother! I know people will say that the roids are going to destroy our youth, but if the parents were actually parents maybe the kids wouldn’t be taking roids. I hate how sports has become such a priority to everyone, especially Congress, rather than being what it really is, entertainment. Just proves how F’d up this country is. Unfortunately, I dont have any faith in anyone being able to turn it around.

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